Recent content by jeffreyhperry2

100% agree — Old Grand Dad Bonded is my house pour.

This is really tempting… I’m envisioning a full Dukes of Hazzard makeover but perhaps stripping all the doors off instead of welding them shut. My standing offer is a case of Montucky and a 10 logs of Alp niners.

“My dad and I have been using it to shoot deer out of the window for the past year.” Instant classic.

Definitely need an FE—approved legal referral list. I’m pretty sure I’m minimally qualified to be on it but I do know how to handle the FE crew, so that makes me imminently qualified to gate-keep it. One day perhaps I will tell the story of how I met FE, if they consent.

Gentlemen, some of you I know, some of you I’m meeting for the first time. I’m Jeff Perry—the general counsel whipping boy that Field Ethos lovingly roasts every chance they get. The guy who might have finally clawed his way onto a recent masthead after years of faithful servitude. All this...