Best Nicknames?

[Kyle Wright]

I heard recently about a high school kid named Hunter who decided he was going vegan. In a stroke of genius, his classmates quit calling him Hunter and started calling him Gatherer. Brilliant.

What's the best nickname you've heard?

 

[Doug Patteson]

Walking down the street in boys town outside Nuevo Laredo, I saw one of my fraternity brothers slip in to a shack w a local working girl. A few seconds later we all heard her exclaim “Donkey Dick!” And thus he acquired his new nickname.