If we handed you the mic for a Field Ethos story night, what’s your opener?

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Shane Limbeck

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The lights are low, the crowd’s half-lit, and someone slides the mic your way. You’ve got one shot to kick things off right.

What story are you leading with?
The time you pushed a hunt too far? The night everything went wrong and somehow turned out perfect? A bar story that’s somehow still believable… barely?

Whatever it is, make it count. The room’s quiet, the whiskey’s flowing, and we’re all listening.
 
The summer after my junior year in high school, my father rented out a little refurbished apartment on the lake to an old man who called himself "Chief", and though a lifetime of smoking had led to a tracheostomy, it didn't stop Chief from ripping Salem's.
 
So I’m at the pub, and I order Monsignor O’Callaghan another whiskey, and I say “So padre, what you’re telling me is you had better penetration with the 7 PRC than you did with a 300 WinMag…..respectfully Father, if you weren’t a man of the cloth, I’d struggle to believe that”
 
We were sitting on the banks of the Olifants River in South Africa, lamb chops on the grill, cold Castle lager at hand, forked sticks holding the rods that were baited with chicken livers.....the rod tip jumps, the drag starts to peel, the hippos aren't happy when I stand up suddenly and set the hook....its on! Catfishing in SA is exactly the same as in Louisiana if you trade the gators for crocs, the cows for hippos, the boudin for lamb and whatever beer that was on sell that week for the Castle. FISH ON!!
 
Let me tell you about the annual offroad trip that got rescheduled into a last minute river canoe trip that was memorable enough to have a brewery named after it....
 
I was in the driveway loading the Jeep for this weekend's Mt Bike race up in the National Forest, the wife came out and said, " A plane just hit a sky scraper in NY City...." I threw in extra water and the Ithaca M37 DeerSlayer, we were off...
 
Wolves trying to eat through the door in the Wrangell Mts. In a 8'-8' plywood cabin. Right before a Grizzly bear took a shit on my gear out side.
 
When I finally got a cell signal, I called my son and said, “Hey, buddy. Don’t tell Mom but I think Pop is lost.”
 
For grins and giggles:

I was wise enough to know the vertical rear fin wasn’t that of a dolphin, dolphin flukes are horizontal, and unlike a shark’s rear or caudal fin. Funny how that technical shit goes through your brain when you see the predator headed directly at you, closing to within twenty yards, this deep water was his turf, not mine.

The mile to shore might as well have been a hundred times that, as with my dead jet ski, slowly taking on water, I wasn’t going anywhere fast.

As he passed within a few feet, he seemingly rolled ten degrees over to allow his black eye to fully survey me, as I evaluated all dozen feet of his length. Up close you can truly appreciate the elegant “killing machine” design of a fully grown Mako shark.

I pondered, as my wife was zooming within eighty to one hundred yards away on her machine, unaware, any yell from me would be inaudible, drowned out by the roar of the engine, any large motion would further compromise my craft, would this be the last chapter of my story? Would these glorious shores of Costa Rica be my final battleground?

My seeming adversary started a wide arc, coming back towards me. This was it, fight or flight time, and I was without weapon. I balled my fists and hit the motor housing of my jet ski one last time, a futile gesture with no mechanical logic, and then turned the ignition key, almost as if to say I had tried and not given up in the end, and to my surprise it started, remarkable, life from that which had been dead moments before. I throttled away, zoomed to where my wife was and signaled we should head to shore. When we were greeted by the beach staff, motors off, I almost asked my wife if she had seen the Mako, and opted instead for a bucket of cold Imperial beers, the comfort of my chaise lounge, and the solace that I had unfinished business here, the bigger question had been asked and answered this day, and I was to continue my adventures.
 
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So yeah, Lieutenant got the green light and we took these Canadians' semi into the impound warehouse, and the Statey showed me how to hunt. Heroin bucks.
 
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