Last Meals and Preferred Method of Execution

[Lucas Bernard]

I saw that the Trump admin is supposed to be approving some alternate methods of execution for certain Federal crimes.

You have been found guilty of being too cool and making people jealous, what’s your preferred method of Uncle Sam causing you to shuffle off this mortal coil?

What’s your last meal before your journey to the great undiscovered country?

Lucas Picks:

Execution Method

Firing squad, no blind fold so I can watch while I heckle them and ask them their qualification scores

Last Meal

Appetizer:
5 pieces of Escolar sushi
Antipasto, including some Spanish cheeses
Negroni with Bobby’s Gin

Soup & Salad:
Cup of Lobster, Crab, and Brie bisque
Cup of my Grandfather’s Gumbo
Caesar salad with fresh made dressing
6 HofBräu Originals

Entree:
12 oz ribeye steak, medium-rare
Garlic and rosemary mashed potatoes with Paula Deen levels of butter and cream
Asparagus wrapped in prosciutto and roasted with garlic, olive oil, salt, and pepper.
One bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon from Trader Joe’s

Dessert:
Bread pudding with rum sauce
One packet of Peter Stokkebye Turkish Export cigarette rolling tobacco and papers
A very generous Sazerac, leave the absinthe wash in the glass

 

[Michael Sullivan]

Firing squad is pretty good. Guillotine seems like the fastest way to go though.

Final meal in the following order:

Starters:
Cero mackerel ceviche
Salmon sashimi with a passion fruit sauce
a stiff rye old fashioned

Main Course
Surf & Turf: Perfectly cooked (a hair rarer than medium rare) beef tenderloin with a full king crab
Artichoke with butter
lobster mac & Cheese
Favorite Neighbor cabernet - bottle

Desert:
chocolate chip cookie skillet with vanilla ice cream
Lagavulin 16 and a mild cigar to wash it all down

 

[Ron Dan]

I saw that the Trump admin is supposed to be approving some alternate methods of execution for certain Federal crimes.

You have been found guilty of being too cool and making people jealous, what’s your preferred method of Uncle Sam causing you to shuffle off this mortal coil?

What’s your last meal before your journey to the great undiscovered country?

Lucas Picks:

Execution Method

Firing squad, no blind fold so I can watch while I heckle them and ask them their qualification scores

Last Meal

Appetizer:
5 pieces of Escolar sushi
Antipasto, including some Spanish cheeses
Negroni with Bobby’s Gin

Soup & Salad:
Cup of Lobster, Crab, and Brie bisque
Cup of my Grandfather’s Gumbo
Caesar salad with fresh made dressing
6 HofBräu Originals

Entree:
12 oz ribeye steak, medium-rare
Garlic and rosemary mashed potatoes with Paula Deen levels of butter and cream
Asparagus wrapped in prosciutto and roasted with garlic, olive oil, salt, and pepper.
One bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon from Trader Joe’s

Dessert:
Bread pudding with rum sauce
One packet of Peter Stokkebye Turkish Export cigarette rolling tobacco and papers
A very generous Sazerac, leave the absinthe wash in the glass

This is intense. I think I would just take one of everything off the Taco Bell menu and die of natural causes

 

[safetekk]

This is intense. I think I would just take one of everything off the Taco Bell menu and die of natural causes

You'd die from the Taco Bell

 

[Ron Dan]

You'd die from the Taco Bell

A warrior’s death

 

[Chad Adams]

A warrior’s death

After you paint the wall

 

[jeff]

Firing squad but it has to be PPV.
Kincaid’s cheeseburger, fries, Coke, and a Chocolate malt.

Kincaid's | Award Winning Burgers in Fort Worth since 1946. Visit Today!

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www.kincaidshamburgers.com

Or, Chicken fried steak dinner, large, from Mary’s cafe.

In A City Of Less Than 600 This Texas Cafe Is Serving Legendary Chicken-Fried Steak - Mashed

In Strawn, Texas, a city of less than 600, Mary's Cafe serves legendary chicken-fried steak. The restaurant is renowned for its oversized breaded cutlets.

www.mashed.com

 

[Milo'sSyndicate]

3 Bombay martinis with my Prime Rib, medium-rare/rare.

The firing squad to fight, get hold of at least 1 long gun and make em earn it.

 

[captdavecochrane]

I saw that the Trump admin is supposed to be approving some alternate methods of execution for certain Federal crimes.

You have been found guilty of being too cool and making people jealous, what’s your preferred method of Uncle Sam causing you to shuffle off this mortal coil?

What’s your last meal before your journey to the great undiscovered country?

Lucas Picks:

Execution Method

Firing squad, no blind fold so I can watch while I heckle them and ask them their qualification scores

Last Meal

Appetizer:
5 pieces of Escolar sushi
Antipasto, including some Spanish cheeses
Negroni with Bobby’s Gin

Soup & Salad:
Cup of Lobster, Crab, and Brie bisque
Cup of my Grandfather’s Gumbo
Caesar salad with fresh made dressing
6 HofBräu Originals

Entree:
12 oz ribeye steak, medium-rare
Garlic and rosemary mashed potatoes with Paula Deen levels of butter and cream
Asparagus wrapped in prosciutto and roasted with garlic, olive oil, salt, and pepper.
One bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon from Trader Joe’s

Dessert:
Bread pudding with rum sauce
One packet of Peter Stokkebye Turkish Export cigarette rolling tobacco and papers
A very generous Sazerac, leave the absinthe wash in the glass

"Escolar Sushi"...?
So you can shoot the rest of your dinner back at them??

 

[Mike Schoby]

Firing squad but it has to be PPV.
Kincaid’s cheeseburger, fries, Coke, and a Chocolate malt.

Kincaid's | Award Winning Burgers in Fort Worth since 1946. Visit Today!

Welcome in! Kincaid's is a family owned and operated restaurant serving hamburgers, homemade sides, and family-friendly hospitality in Fort Worth since 1946. Visit us today!

www.kincaidshamburgers.com

Or, Chicken fried steak dinner, large, from Mary’s cafe.

In A City Of Less Than 600 This Texas Cafe Is Serving Legendary Chicken-Fried Steak - Mashed

In Strawn, Texas, a city of less than 600, Mary's Cafe serves legendary chicken-fried steak. The restaurant is renowned for its oversized breaded cutlets.

www.mashed.com

I now have Kincaid's on my must eat list next time in Texas. Never heard of it before

 

[Hooker]

Half a dozen of the Guy Fieri burgers from the place on the cruise ships with a box of Busch light.

Death by cage match with a bear, but I get a knife and a chance to walk away.

 

[Chase Sheppard]

Half a dozen of the Guy Fieri burgers from the place on the cruise ships with a box of Busch light.

Death by cage match with a bear, but I get a knife and a chance to walk away.

I’m not a cruise guy, but those burgers make me want to get aboard the ship.

 

[Hooker]

I’m not a cruise guy, but those burgers make me want to get aboard the ship.

It's been ten years since I went on my one and only cruise, but I still dream about those burgers.

 

[Al "Shifty" Schultz]

Half a dozen of the Guy Fieri burgers from the place on the cruise ships with a box of Busch light.

Death by cage match with a bear, but I get a knife and a chance to walk away.

The only cruises I was on were compliments of Uncle Sam.. as one of his "misguided children" (USMC)... Wouldn't trade the experience for the world though.. that being said, vacation cruises aren't my thing.. I would rather fly to a destination and hang...

 

[Rjohnson.307]

Couple cans of Surströmming with a side of Durian fruit washed down with whole milk.
I would hold any bowl or urinary movements until THE time.
Give me the Electric chair and I'd hope to shit myself so bad no one would be able to sit in the same room as my corpse.
One last fuck you!

 

[Bakes]

This is intense. I think I would just take one of everything off the Taco Bell menu and die of natural causes

When I was a kid my post lottery win move was going to be walking into TB and ordering one of everything. That was when TB was cheap. Shits gotten stupid expensive for what you get.

 

[Ron Dan]

When I was a kid my post lottery win move was going to be walking into TB and ordering one of everything. That was when TB was cheap. Shits gotten stupid expensive for what you get.

You’d spend your whole lottery earnings pulling that move today.

 

[Chase Sheppard]

The only cruises I was on were compliments of Uncle Sam.. as one of his "misguided children" (USMC)... Wouldn't trade the experience for the world though.. that being said, vacation cruises aren't my thing.. I would rather fly to a destination and hang...

Crazy enough, I went on my first and hopefully last cruise for a work conference. I wanted to enlist in the Navy as my papa did but I guess the Lord knows best because I was sick as a dog the whole cruise. The only thing that kept me going was those Guy Ferrari, or whatever his name is, burgers and Gentleman Jack.