Pronoun Survey; HR purgatory

[Milo'sSyndicate]

I have been ordered to another "Pre-determination Investigation/interrogation interview..." with HR, next week. {Yes, the letter literally says" You are ordered...."}

In order to justify their 6 figure trough slopping, these swine take you into usually a 2-person panel, each with their own laptop, running a Zoom meeting recording with their super secret squirrel rats listening in on the other end. Question #1 is ALWAYS; What are your preferred pronouns?

In the past I have always side-stepped this DEI manure patty with some derivation of....We are federally $funded$, to discuss politics on the clock is a Hatch Act violation, and they push onwards to see which team I play on; Theirs, or not.

Let's have fun. I was going to lean towards something like Norwegian/Huntsman/Supa-Cracker. Deadline for input is 10MAR26, but feel free to add other great levels of comedic relief, stories, Office-Space related materials. FE Society; what should I say are my Pronouns THIS time? [ Panel is usually comprised of a non-white women, majority also homosexual....not that there's ANYthing wrong with that....]

 

[Al "Shifty" Schultz]

I have been ordered to another "Pre-determination Investigation/interrogation interview..." with HR, next week. {Yes, the letter literally says" You are ordered...."}

In order to justify their 6 figure trough slopping, these swine take you into usually a 2-person panel, each with their own laptop, running a Zoom meeting recording with their super secret squirrel rats listening in on the other end. Question #1 is ALWAYS; What are your preferred pronouns?

In the past I have always side-stepped this DEI manure patty with some derivation of....We are federally $funded$, to discuss politics on the clock is a Hatch Act violation, and they push onwards to see which team I play on; Theirs, or not.

Let's have fun. I was going to lean towards something like Norwegian/Huntsman/Supa-Cracker. Deadline for input is 10MAR26, but feel free to add other great levels of comedic relief, stories, Office-Space related materials. FE Society; what should I say are my Pronouns THIS time? [ Panel is usually comprised of a non-white women, majority also homosexual....not that there's ANYthing wrong with that....)

I'm afraid any input I may provide you will not bode well for your career or advancement opportunities. Going way back to when I was a young man working with loggers, I've never been well versed at being politically correct (as you may have noticed from some of my posts).. it's carried through my life, as a Marine I aspired to the Chesty Puller model.. aspire to be the best in everything you do, and any rank worth achieving is worth achieving twice .. I got disciplined quite a bit in the Marines, but no one fought or played harder and somehow I still made it out after 6 years with an Honorable Discharge and a meritorious promotion to Corporal... My approach didn't win me the admiration of the law enforcement administration either... Suffice to say that the moniker "Shifty" wasn't earned following rules, or teaching constitutional law at the Basic Law Enforcement Academy, although I was the Master CT/DT Instructor for several years.

I do like the "supa cracker" idea, but "Alpha" might be a more politically correct identifier, although being the Alpha in the room might be why you're having this meeting in the first place

 

[Milo'sSyndicate]

I'm afraid any input I may provide you will not bode well for your career

I do like the "supa cracker" idea, but "Alpha" might be a more politically correct identifier, although being the Alpha in the room might be why you're having this meeting in the first place

Right? I was thinking of... " Well, I've had an identity trauma in the last few years until I met the rogues at FE Society, and even at a digital distance they ID'd me as non-trinary/cunty/bitch, and.....I felt at home, in my own skins!

 

[Bakes]

Drop a we/us preference on em and sit back to watch the mental gymnastics required to use them.

 

[Ron Dan]

Pan/Pam

 

[Jeff Forrester]

"I love lamp. I love lamp."

 

[Charlie Benton]

I'm torn on this. Three ideas:
1. I really like @Bakes idea of hitting them with some plural BS to see how they're able to handle it. Problem with that approach is, maybe they're really good at it by now and this won't trip them up at all.
2. Tell them you're actually a furry and would feel more comfortable if everyone involved communicated in "meows."
3. Upon being asked, take out and apply some lipstick while looking one of the two interviewers dead in the eye and ask, "What do you want my pronouns to be?"

 

[Grizz]

The/she/it
Yee/haw
My nouns are amateurs
You have to call me Dragon

 

[Godfather]

Oh, PRONOUNS, a lovely topic.

@Milo'sSyndicate - sorry to hear this.

My HR team hit me up with this…..”Kevin, you are the CEO, you have to set an example, you need to state your pronouns”..…I used a VERB versus a PRONOUN and just said NO.

They protested, so I added an ADVERB and said FUCK NO.

The very thought that a pronoun will change the world, or make the world better, is INSANITY…INSANITY being a NOUN and not a PRONOUN.

If this persists, we are so fucked - fucked being an ADJECTIVE, a PREDICATE or PARTICIPIAL ADJECTIVE to be precise.

In my capacity I have done things that do change the world, one grain of sand on a huge beach at a time, or boulders, it’s indifferent in my opinion, actions make differences, not pronouns.

- We have five years of scholarships, based upon MERIT, for people of color - four years of funds to help pay to get an education as long as you continue to perform and get grades and eduction, never waivered - competitive as all hell to get the win, some of the young folks that apply are absolute glass chewers - I can point to the difference made

- We have wildly enhanced extended family leave, and changed pay and bonus tied to MERIT, an old school concept just like my leathery old and fat ass, so you have time to have a kid, and to build a family, and the money to do this if you work hard, and set up for success, and this supports family values for everybody in the company - I can point to the difference

- Hiring in different schools, but still looking for TALENT and SKILLS and not QUOTA, and in that time our actual diversity by gender and by color has shifted, but we didn’t lose the MERIT of said hires, we focused on finding great people in different places, and the diversity was a bi-product, not a goal, and we have grown headcount by 50%, so it helped us find talent to fuel the company - difference is clear

I can go on and on, these idiots with their rules and policies that are focused upon the absolute wrong things just drive me insane, they make me want to dig a lot of holes in the Mojave Desert and fill them with….things.

 

[Steven Donovan]

I have been ordered to another "Pre-determination Investigation/interrogation interview..." with HR, next week. {Yes, the letter literally says" You are ordered...."}

In order to justify their 6 figure trough slopping, these swine take you into usually a 2-person panel, each with their own laptop, running a Zoom meeting recording with their super secret squirrel rats listening in on the other end. Question #1 is ALWAYS; What are your preferred pronouns?

In the past I have always side-stepped this DEI manure patty with some derivation of....We are federally $funded$, to discuss politics on the clock is a Hatch Act violation, and they push onwards to see which team I play on; Theirs, or not.

Let's have fun. I was going to lean towards something like Norwegian/Huntsman/Supa-Cracker. Deadline for input is 10MAR26, but feel free to add other great levels of comedic relief, stories, Office-Space related materials. FE Society; what should I say are my Pronouns THIS time? [ Panel is usually comprised of a non-white women, majority also homosexual....not that there's ANYthing wrong with that....]

Is this "government organization" HR? Understand if don't want to answer.

 

[Steven Donovan]

Personally, I have always just ignored the "preferred pronoun" question. Left it blank.

Best way to let a fire die is to starve it of oxygen IMHO.

 

[Milo'sSyndicate]

Oh, PRONOUNS, a lovely topic.

@Milo'sSyndicate - sorry to hear this.

I can go on and on, these idiots with their rules and policies that are focused upon the absolute wrong things just drive me insane, they make me want to dig a lot of holes in the Mojave Desert and fill them with….things.

The Lord put me here, and I came to THAT realization; Why NOT me? This is a WRS position (Wisconsin Retirement System) that's congruent with my L.E. and D.O.C. service time. One of the City attorneys WAS/is married to the WI-AG, and they have actually told me in the interview following me being sexually assaulted by a co-worker that they don't need me telling them about Ordinances and Laws. These demons were literally laughing in my face. My Investigations background has me recording everything....I am beyond familiar with the Law, but these are literally demons, no hyperbole there.

So, having worked inside one of the worst prisons in the U.S.A. I am familiar with this landscape and how they operate through 3-8 levels of "I didn't know..." bureaucracy. Hence, between the Deputy Coroner tag/bagging and seeing the makings of MANY international sausages, I have the gallows humor which loves these films like Catch-22. ( I'm not bragging or complaining here....)

In my mind's eye THE de-brief SHALL be from St. Peter or St. Michael; what'd you do right, what'd you do wrong, which lightning bolts will you choose in tomorrow's mission from above. The alphabet soup agencies in the area are familiar with my Team's works in the past, so I continue to report to them as if still "...on the job", because it's the Lord's work. Always has been, didn't really sink in until recently.

So far I'm REALLY liking a combo; @Bakes we/us/our and apply some @Charlie Benton deep cherry red lipstick....'What do you need me to be, Captain? Some days I identify as a sexy kitten too. Got some string?"

You guys rock. God Bless you all, drive on, keep moving, keep doing.... Tracking the UPS man today carrying the 300WM into position!

 

[YETI]

It's/Nunya/Business

 

[Charlie Benton]

The Lord put me here, and I came to THAT realization; Why NOT me? This is a WRS position (Wisconsin Retirement System) that's congruent with my L.E. and D.O.C. service time. One of the City attorneys WAS/is married to the WI-AG, and they have actually told me in the interview following me being sexually assaulted by a co-worker that they don't need me telling them about Ordinances and Laws. These demons were literally laughing in my face. My Investigations background has me recording everything....I am beyond familiar with the Law, but these are literally demons, no hyperbole there.

So, having worked inside one of the worst prisons in the U.S.A. I am familiar with this landscape and how they operate through 3-8 levels of "I didn't know..." bureaucracy. Hence, between the Deputy Coroner tag/bagging and seeing the makings of MANY international sausages, I have the gallows humor which loves these films like Catch-22. ( I'm not bragging or complaining here....)

In my mind's eye THE de-brief SHALL be from St. Peter or St. Michael; what'd you do right, what'd you do wrong, which lightning bolts will you choose in tomorrow's mission from above. The alphabet soup agencies in the area are familiar with my Team's works in the past, so I continue to report to them as if still "...on the job", because it's the Lord's work. Always has been, didn't really sink in until recently.

So far I'm REALLY liking a combo; @Bakes we/us/our and apply some @Charlie Benton deep cherry red lipstick....'What do you need me to be, Captain? Some days I identify as a sexy kitten too. Got some string?"

You guys rock. God Bless you all, drive on, keep moving, keep doing.... Tracking the UPS man today carrying the 300WM into position!

Hey, we're here for you, amigo.

 

[Milo'sSyndicate]

Is this "government organization" HR? Understand if don't want to answer.

Yes it is from City Hall, through their "Civil Rights" offices, into my Admin.. These are FTF interview/interrogations, at one wherein I reasonably said " identity politics" is a discussion of politics, the Hatch Act says it's a no-no........they pushed onward, I eventually said Well, if we're talking POLITICS here as Question #1, the only thing I really identify as is a Libertarian.......Literally, they don't know WTH that means other than to use a more brilliant shade of fluorescent, highlighting you as a target, because they are paid to enhance and create racial divides in their colour revolution.

It's a crazy inside look to the Marxist DNC operations, their funding, and trafficking ops.. These "meetings" are designed to push/pull you into a firing reaction; Nope, that' snot me. I have wage insurance, put me on Admin leave, I see Metallica is going to Italy and Greece?! There REALLY is a God?!

 

[First_Focal_Plane]

The comments of this thread did not disappoint.

Insightful comment from @Godfather.

 

[Milo'sSyndicate]

Hot poker pronouns..... hang / over / gang

High road...... I / Am / Charlie

 

[derec.mercer]

I used to put SAC (Supreme Allied Commander) in my signature block, until I was I had to take it down.

 

[les]

You want to throw them a curve? Lay some Bucky Fuller on them:

I live on Earth at present, and I don't know what I am. I know that I am not a category. I am not a thing — a noun. I seem to be a verb, an evolutionary process — an integral function of the universe.
~ R. Buckminster Fuller

 

[Milo'sSyndicate]

NO FACTOR