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Charlie Benton

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Think of this as your own Dear Abby column and ask me about whatever: Gear, guns, ammo, God, police procedure, travel, marital advice, why kids should never be actors, how to spend years unsuccessfully hunting black bears, music recommendations, insomnia, or just my opinion on things that are important to you.
 
Dear Charlie,

How does one cop pull over two cars at the same time?

Sincerely,
Riding Dirty in Jersey
 
😂👏🏼 Clean shaven too! Did your character survive?
On my first day of filming, the hair and make-up folks shaved my beard, telling me that director David Gordon Green liked clean-shaven cops in his films. However, when I got to on set that night, David remarked that he liked my beard and asked why they shaved it. The girl who shaved it freaked out thinking she was going to get fired and did some research. Halloween is set in the fictional town of Haddonfield, Illinois. The make-up gal determined that, at the time of filming, the sheriff's association in Illinois did not allow their deputies/officers to have beards so my baby-face was factually accurate.

I still get residuals (what most people refer to as "royalties") so, do me a favor and watch the movie to find out if I survive.
 
JV thinks I’m crazy wanting to roll the FE x SE J frame in an ankle holster like my favorite undercover cops. What’s your take?
As a backup gun location, sure. Ankle carry is never going to be as readily accessible as something on or around your waist. Having to bend down likely means eyes off target, hiking up your pant leg, avoiding getting your pant leg caught on the grip or holster in the process, drawing, re-acquiring the target, etc. Sheesh. Also, you wear yoga pants about 95% of the time so I'm not sure how that's going to work out for you - but, as always, follow your heart... and send pics.
 
Tell your thoughts on opossum’s?
I was actually extolling the virtues of opossums last night to my wife's coworker and her family. First off, the official term for the marsupial we have in the US is "opossum," while "possum" is an entirely separate species native to Australia. However, I'm told that it's perfectly acceptable to use the term "possum" in an informal setting in the US to refer to "opossums." English makes no sense. Anyway, possums are fantastic and I highly recommend scooping up the next one you find in your yard, taking him inside, and hanging out with him for a few hours. They don't carry rabies, they eat ticks, and while they show their teeth when you approach, I have yet to have a single one actually bite me when I pick it up. In fact, they tend to relax fairly quickly and seem to enjoy lounging around on your shoulders. Sadly, I can't say the same for chipmunks and strongly advise that you don't pick them up as I was bitten twice by the same chipmunk during one lunch break last year.
 
Charlie, what are you reading for fun/pleasure/enlightenment when you're not reading/editing for the print issue?
 
Charlie, what are you reading for fun/pleasure/enlightenment when you're not reading/editing for the print issue?
Daily:
The Bible - I've read it all the way through twice and now am jumping around based on sermons from church, subjects relevant to current events in my life, or direction from a devotional.

Multiple times per week:
My Utmost for His Highest by Oswald Chambers - Awesome daily devotional, though I haven't adhered to the daily structure and just read them supplementally when it makes sense. It can be a bit heady at times but there are some remarkable insights. My disclaimer with any devotional is to not use them as a substitute for the Bible, which is the inerrant Word of God. All devotionals are man's interpretation and reflections, not to be confused with the Word.

Currently reading for fun:
Killing Pablo by Mark Bowden - Non-fiction account of Pablo Escobar's life and death. A good reminder that, no matter how cute and sad Narcos made him look on that swing, Pablo was a ruthlessly violent narcissistic terrorist.

Just finished:
The Accidental Life by Terry McDonell - Stories of an editor and his relationships with different writers across his career at different publications. A welcomed recommendation sent to me by legend and FE Western European Station Chief Brian Lisankie (@blisankie).

On Deck:
Chaos: Charles Manson, The CIA, and the Secret History of the Sixties by Tom O'Neill and Dan Piepenbring - 20 years of research seems to indicate the narrative we were told about the Manson murders was BS and that the truth ties into possible CIA-orchestrated manipulation of counter-culture.
 
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I read four of Robert Ruark’s books last year and have been staring at Poor No More and Women without a lot of desire to jump in. Need to change it up. Thanks for these recommendations.
 
This one’s been bothering me. Are armadillos as elusive as black bears in GA?
 
This one’s been bothering me. Are armadillos as elusive as black bears in GA?
I can only answer for myself: no. I see armadillos in person all the time. I've only seen one black bear in the mountains while out hunting and not only did it look like a youngster, it was also in close proximity to a corn pile I put out for deer. We aren't allowed to bait for bears here in GA so even if it had been a tank I still wouldn't have shot him there. I've seen tons of sign from scat, to scratch marks on trees - some of which look like gang signs, to fairly substantial rhododendron trees broken out of spite. I believe the gang signs and broken trees were acts specifically committed to mock me.
Rhododendron.JPGSammy's gang signs.JPG
 
is it true this was improv?
Short answer: Some of it, yes.

TLDR answer: My character was originally only slated for one scene with two lines in the script. The guy who played my cop partner is Christopher Nelson. He's an Oscar-winning special effects make-up artist (made Michael Myers' mask) and actor (was Uma Thurmond's husband in Kill Bill Vol 2). This was my first acting gig ever so I had no idea about anything at all and asked tons of questions. Christopher was ridiculously accommodating and basically gave me a tour of every aspect of the production based on whatever questions I was asking at the moment and introduced me to a everyone as we went. David Gordon Green directed the movie and, from what I understand, liked my audition and is the one who selected me for the role. David was also totally awesome and took me around everywhere answering my questions and incorporating me into processes that I now understand are not generally part of an actor's experience. For example, he had me watch playbacks with him of different scenes that were just shot, asked my opinion, and then genuinely incorporated my feedback into either selecting a take or reshooting a new take based on my feedback. To be clear, I've talked to other people who have worked with him and learned that this is SOP for David and part of what makes his movies so awesome - he's definitely not afraid to make his own decisions but he's also not intimidated by asking for the opinions of others and changing course based on that feedback.

David ended up working me into multiple scenes that weren't part of my originally scripted role. I filmed a couple of those scenes over a couple of days. The night before we were supposed to film the above in-car scene I was getting ready to leave and I mentioned to David that I had my two lines memorized and was ready for the filming the next day. He told me to scrap those lines and go home and write my own lines and to make them have something to do with a banh mi sandwich. I came up with some stuff I thought was okay but had no idea how it would play as I wasn't a writer nor an actor. When I got to set the next afternoon and asked David to review it he told me "no" and said he just wanted to see it live while we filmed. I then went to Christopher to rehearse and he also declined and said he just wanted to "do it live." About 95% of what I say in the movie is stuff I made up and 100% of it is unrehearsed, in the sense that Christopher and I never did any read-throughs or scene rehearsals together.
 
I can only answer for myself: no. I see armadillos in person all the time. I've only seen one black bear in the mountains while out hunting and not only did it look like a youngster, it was also in close proximity to a corn pile I put out for deer. We aren't allowed to bait for bears here in GA so even if it had been a tank I still wouldn't have shot him there. I've seen tons of sign from scat, to scratch marks on trees - some of which look like gang signs, to fairly substantial rhododendron trees broken out of spite. I believe the gang signs and broken trees were acts specifically committed to mock me.
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Ah I recall a period where you needed an armadillo model for an image so I thought they weren’t native.

I feel your pain. At least Sammy didn’t mock you in person like the coyotes did to me last night.

Modern problems require modern solutions. If you have the ability to create better habitat, you might consider hinge cutting a few white oaks and hitting ‘em with fertilizer. A lot of studies say fertilizer does nothing for acorn crop but I disagree. Just take a look at any crop found on a golf course with white oaks. Also goes for lean acorn crop years, select the most promising trees to fertilize and it’ll be the best buffet in the woods.
 
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