Forgive me, Father, for I have Zynned

[Sean Molina]

I forgot to order a rack of Alps before I finished my last can. I placed my order and took a few days nicotine free.

Then one day--two days before my shipment would arrive--I grabbed a can at the general store.

I'm ashamed.

It tasted like chewed up notebook paper. It smelled like my work socks. It dissolved into nothing and melted to my gums.

I've never experienced anything so soulless, even fabricated. It was so bad I had flashbacks from a different a life.

Almost like the tiny little paper packet transported me to an American prisoner of war that was held by the Germans and forced to eat ersatz brat.

In fact, ersatz is the best way to describe Zyn.

Please forgive me.

 

[Chase Sheppard]

It’s always a tough thing to confess, but I believe it was the right thing to do. You need a FES accountability partner. I’ll be praying that forgiveness is administered and that your shipment arrives swiftly.

 

[Sean Molina]

It’s always a tough thing to confess, but I believe it was the right thing to do. You need a FES accountability partner. I’ll be praying that forgiveness is administered and that your shipment arrives swiftly.

Brethren in Christ, my gratitude is endless.

 

[Chad Adams]

Ha. I too ran out of Alp and I'm now into my 3rd can as I wait impatiently on the pony express to arrive. Zyn blows. But beats going back to Cope I suppose.

 

[Chase Sheppard]

Ha. I too ran out of Alp and I'm now into my 3rd can as I wait impatiently on the pony express to arrive. Zyn blows. But beats going back to Cope I suppose.

I need Alp to develop a pouch that has the flavor of Copenhagen Straight.

 

[Rob Thompson]

I need Alp to develop a pouch that has the flavor of Copenhagen Straight.

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[les]

Zyn... is that a suppository?

 

[Sean Molina]

Zyn... is that a suppository?

It is! I mistakenly used it orally, which makes sense why that taste so bad. There really should be a public announcement that they are suppositories.

 

[les]

It is! I mistakenly used it orally, which makes sense why that taste so bar. There really should be a public announcement that they are suppositories.

We live and we learn, or we don't live long.

 

[Sean Molina]

I need Alp to develop a pouch that has the flavor of Copenhagen Straight.

That's an interesting idea. Alp nailed it with the wintergreen. I'm sure they'll have more flavors coming down the pike.

 

[les]

I forgot to order a rack of Alps before I finished my last can. I placed my order and took a few days nicotine free.

Then one day--two days before my shipment would arrive--I grabbed a can at the general store.

I'm ashamed.

It tasted like chewed up notebook paper. It smelled like my work socks. It dissolved into nothing and melted to my gums.

I've never experienced anything so soulless, even fabricated. It was so bad I had flashbacks from a different a life.

Almost like the tiny little paper packet transported me to an American prisoner of war that was held by the Germans and forced to eat ersatz brat.

In fact, ersatz is the best way to describe Zyn.

Please forgive me.

For the record... before Alp existed, a buddy offered me a Zyn. I mistakenly took it orally as well. I swore that nonsense off on the spot. It was like dipping a bat of insulation.

 

[YETI]

I need Alp to develop a pouch that has the flavor of Copenhagen Straight.

Have you not heard of or tried Black Buffalo straight? That's the closest thing to a real dip there is. I actually need to run up to my office this morning, I left my roll there on Thursday. (It has to be signed for so I have it sent to my office)

You're welcome: LINK

 

[Chase Sheppard]

Have you not heard of or tried Black Buffalo straight? That's the closest thing to a real dip there is. I actually need to run up to my office this morning, I left my roll there on Thursday. (It has to be signed for so I have it sent to my office)

You're welcome: LINK

I have used it and like it a lot but you can only purchase it at QT filling stations around where I live. Also, I got lazy with the ALPs because I can take them and use them anywhere without having to explain I’m not actually using real tobacco with the BB dip.

 

[Ron Dan]

We’ve all been there. I have a feeling you’ll see the availability changing soon. Got a couple things working.

 

[Bakes]

Why go Zyn as the alternative to Alps? VELO is still not Alps, but it is a hell of a lot closer than the little salt packets.

 

[rigriffin91]

Gas station 1.5 miles from my house has ALP now.

 

[Sean Molina]

Why go Zyn as the alternative to Alps? VELO is still not Alps, but it is a hell of a lot closer than the little salt packets.

I'm not familiar with VELO but I'll be sure to keep an eye out if I get in a pinch.

I need Alp to get some 12mg, though. That'd be nice.

 

[Bakes]

I'm not familiar with VELO but I'll be sure to keep an eye out if I get in a pinch.

I need Alp to get some 12mg, though. That'd be nice.

My cousin is stationed in Italy right now and said the Euros know what’s up- have 12 and 15s.

 

[Sean Molina]

My cousin is stationed in Italy right now and said the Euros know what’s up- have 12 and 15s.

See, that's what I'm talking about. Start with a 15 in the morning. Then hit the 12/9s later in the day.

 

[Chase Sheppard]

See, that's what I'm talking about. Start with a 15 in the morning. Then hit the 12/9s later in the day.

Why not bump a little booger sugar and really start the morning off right?