Lawyers, Guns and Money??

[jeffreyhperry2]

Gentlemen, some of you I know, some of you I’m meeting for the first time.

I’m Jeff Perry—the general counsel whipping boy
that Field Ethos lovingly roasts every chance they get. The guy who might have finally clawed his way onto a recent masthead after years of faithful servitude.

All this high-powered FE legal wizardry was supposed to bankroll a shiny new boat by now. Joke’s on me: I still don’t own a single goddamn thing that floats.

Eager to bore you elites with my subpar field stories, questionable gear takes, and the ethos of a lawyer who bills like a beast but shoots, at best, with the rock-steady precision of a strung out junkie.

Honored to be tolerated,

 

[thebuckhorton33]

Gentlemen, some of you I know, some of you I’m meeting for the first time.

I’m Jeff Perry—the general counsel whipping boy
that Field Ethos lovingly roasts every chance they get. The guy who might have finally clawed his way onto a recent masthead after years of faithful servitude.

All this high-powered FE legal wizardry was supposed to bankroll a shiny new boat by now. Joke’s on me: I still don’t own a single goddamn thing that floats.

Eager to bore you elites with my subpar field stories, questionable gear takes, and the ethos of a lawyer who bills like a beast but shoots, at best, with the rock-steady precision of a strung out junkie.

Honored to be tolerated,

I’m staring me fourth semester in law school, the brightness has left my eyes… sends laps and bourbon. Does it end? The horrors persist but so do I.

 

[rtraendly]

Nothing can be more lame than a thread of lawyers and law students. How do I get within this referral network? I am a good lawyer but terrible criminal (just ask JV).

 

[jeffreyhperry2]

Definitely need an FE—approved legal referral list. I’m pretty sure I’m minimally qualified to be on it but I do know how to handle the FE crew, so that makes me imminently qualified to gate-keep it.

One day perhaps I will tell the story of how I met FE, if they consent.

 

[Pete Correale]

LAWYERSSSS GUNS AND MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Godfather]

You can never carry too much ammo.

You can never shoot too many times.

You can never use too much caliber.

You can never be bad off with great counsel.

So….

Take more ammo. Shoot until it’s down and shoot one more time. Shoot the caliber that makes you smile, not the one people see as fitting for the hunt. Always have a great attorney on your team, mine has saved my bacon quite a number of times.

Reverend!

LAWYERSSSS GUNS AND MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dsbarb]

Gentlemen, some of you I know, some of you I’m meeting for the first time.

I’m Jeff Perry—the general counsel whipping boy
that Field Ethos lovingly roasts every chance they get. The guy who might have finally clawed his way onto a recent masthead after years of faithful servitude.

All this high-powered FE legal wizardry was supposed to bankroll a shiny new boat by now. Joke’s on me: I still don’t own a single goddamn thing that floats.

Eager to bore you elites with my subpar field stories, questionable gear takes, and the ethos of a lawyer who bills like a beast but shoots, at best, with the rock-steady precision of a strung out junkie.

Honored to be tolerated,

I thought I had the dubious distinction of being the only shark, erm, lawyer on here. Your client is more fun than my ER docs though. At least I probably shoot better than you since I was a Jarhead before I went to law school.

I'm very curious how one earns the honor of being the FE GC. I'm sure there's a good story there...

 

[jared]

I thought I had the dubious distinction of being the only shark, erm, lawyer on here. Your client is more fun than my ER docs though. At least I probably shoot better than you since I was a Jarhead before I went to law school.

I'm very curious how one earns the honor of being the FE GC. I'm sure there's a good story there...

Oh yeah, we are here.

 

[simpson.will]

Damn. Guilty. You can't wash this lawyer shit off.

Licensed. Not practicing.