Sean Molina
Member
Too often, a watch troll crawls from underneath their parents basement, waddles to the keyboard, and fires a digital missile against Tudor.
"Tudor is the poor man's Rolex."
Only such words could ooze from a mouth breathing slob of a watch troll. See, the trolls forget that sharing their ignorance demonstrates their lack of experience. The trolls believe the Land Dweller was made for them. A watch Rolex made for those that live 300m below their parent's house.
The truth, though, is that those who own a Tudor, typically, also own a Rolex, and my Rolex aficionados know the value of a Tudor.
The watch trolls live like troglodytes at their first steak house. They drag their pointer finger across the menu until they trace the biggest number under the "price" column and then order.
"Fill Et Mig Non, please."
In true ne'er-do-well form, watch trolls exemplify the lowest level of class that can't even reach the bottom of my boots.
"Tudor is the poor man's Rolex."
Only such words could ooze from a mouth breathing slob of a watch troll. See, the trolls forget that sharing their ignorance demonstrates their lack of experience. The trolls believe the Land Dweller was made for them. A watch Rolex made for those that live 300m below their parent's house.
The truth, though, is that those who own a Tudor, typically, also own a Rolex, and my Rolex aficionados know the value of a Tudor.
The watch trolls live like troglodytes at their first steak house. They drag their pointer finger across the menu until they trace the biggest number under the "price" column and then order.
"Fill Et Mig Non, please."
In true ne'er-do-well form, watch trolls exemplify the lowest level of class that can't even reach the bottom of my boots.
