The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude.

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“Sannnn diaaaagggooo which in German means a whale’s vagina.”

“That’s what she said.”

“Milk was such a bad choice on such a hot day.”

“I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back … I want to be on you.”

“Desk pop.”

“Oh, you’re a mean elf.”

“Dear 8lb 6 oz, sweet baby Jesus…thank you for this bountiful harvest of KFC and Taco Bell”

“I’m all jacked up on mtn dew granny!”

“did we just become best friends?? YEP!”

“You should have never let us make bunk beds! It was a terrible idea! There’s blood everywhere!“

“I’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!”

“Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope”😂😂😂
 
Would you like to hear my favorite passage from Shakespeare? Taking the fucking money.
 
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