2 Truths and a Lie

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YETI said:
Based on your comment earlier is the Darts thread, I'm guessing 3 is true :LOL: . I'm guessing 2 is a lie

Mine:
1. I stopped a serial killer/rapist from killing two of my roommates in college
2. I have never been arrested
3. I have three nipples
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LOL! Well, I'm hoping number 3 is the lie, but if not, can you come out to the farm? I've been known to host some big parties, and you would definitely be a party favorite! 😂
 
niacrtwi said:
That's a very surgical bushhog...all the bushhogs I've seen or used, it's either you lose your foot or keep all your toes! :ROFLMAO:
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The blade came off of the bushhog and did indeed take off my dad’s big toe. Infection got the toe next to the big one and it had to be removed as well. He was 13. After my parents split my dad would give me the child support checks to give to my mom and would always say “Give these to your mom. I can’t go to jail for not paying child support because I won’t be able to wear the flip flops in jail”. Probably why my sense of humor is warped.
 
cksheppard1833 said:
The blade came off of the bushhog and did indeed take off my dad’s big toe. Infection got the toe next to the big one and it had to be removed as well. He was 13. After my parents split my dad would give me the child support checks to give to my mom and would always say “Give these to your mom. I can’t go to jail for not paying child support because I won’t be able to wear the flip flops in jail”. Probably why my sense of humor is warped.
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I knew there had to be a grain of truth in that story! 😂
 
YETI said:
Based on your comment earlier is the Darts thread, I'm guessing 3 is true :LOL: . I'm guessing 2 is a lie

Mine:
1. I stopped a serial killer/rapist from killing two of my roommates in college
2. I have never been arrested
3. I have three nipples
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I’m going to say 1.
 
Nope... Number 1... I basically dropped out of highschool (at least during the day) and worked as a logger, making $20 an hour under the table and attending night school at Olympic College in Bremerton. The only reason I did that was because I wanted to be a Marine and the Corps said they wouldn't take me if I didn't get my diploma. My recruiter met with the school principal and counselors and worked out an arrangement where I could earn my credits at the college at night.. I started logging in junior high bumping knots on the log landings as a 14 year old, then graduated to choker setting and high climbing and rigging before I eventually became a faller and equipment operator.
The attached pics are of 16 year old me the year I bought 5 acres out by Carney Lake.
 

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cksheppard1833 said:
True BUT who wants to go fast when you can roller skate to Rock with You while eating cheese pizza and drinking a suicide?

Side note: I would really like to meet the kid who first mixed all the sodas at the fountain and thought “Man this is delicious!”
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I think that kid was probably me right after my 17th lap to Gangsta’s Paradise. Actually now a white airhead sounds good ✌🏼
 
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