If we handed you the mic for a Field Ethos story night, what’s your opener?

[Ron Dan]

So yeah, Lieutenant got the green light and we took these Canadians' semi into the impound warehouse, and the Statey showed me how to hunt. Heroin bucks.

Ok, we need to hear this story.

 

[Milo'sSyndicate]

Ok, we need to hear this story.

Not to pull a Patteson, but not sure I can.....the end is one word; Obama-Chicago. Is that one word?

 

[YETI]

I was awakened from a dead sleep to hear someone rummaging around in the kitchen. That was the night I saved my roommates from a serial killer. Unfortunately, I could not save their friend...

 

[Milo'sSyndicate]

I was awakened from a dead sleep to hear someone rummaging around in the kitchen. That was the night I saved my roommates from a serial killer. Unfortunately, I could not save their friend...

Trash panda attacks like this are becoming more common, as the "vaccines" make their way through the waters...are you in Minnesota?

 

[YETI]

Trash panda attacks like this are becoming more common, as the "vaccines" make their way through the waters...are you in Minnesota?

Not a trash panda. This was a literal serial killer and rapist. He is currently on death row here in California

 

[msmith1957]

My wife and I were on a self supported week long bike trip in Sonoma Valley California. We camped vs staying in hotels. It was a practice trip for our month long trip from Seattle to San Diego. We found a location next the Russian river to pitch our tent We are sound asleep when I hear a car pull up across the river from us. Someone gets out and pops off a full mag of a pistol. I assume just into the river, but we didn't know for sure. My wife wakes up too, and starts to stand up, and I had to essentially tackle her to stay down. With an empty gun, the person got back into their car and drove off. I never heard about a death in the area, so I assume he was just having some fun.