I live in the People's Republic of Kalifornia, and I build, shoot, and write about firearms (and knives) for Dillon Precision's The Blue Press and Reloader.com... at least up till this month because they just published their last issue. Which I was in. (Yay?) Publishing on my website CloverSpear.com now.
Unless F&E wants to talk? Hint, hint...
I was a competitive shooter prior to semi-retiring a few years ago, where I got my rear-end handed to me at the highest levels in Steel Challenge, though I did win the Smoke and Hope stage for two years in a row at Area 2 in PCC, which aint nothin'.
My favorite competition story happened at the California State Championships, when I was in the box and shot my first string on Smoke and Hope at a 1.3sec run. It was the fastest stage I shot, ever. The world champion was in my squad, sitting behind me, and he shouts, "Holy shit!!!" I'm wearing electronic muffs, so I hear this and think, "The world champion just shouted 'Holy shit!!!' at my run," and so I blew the next two strings and tanked the stage. Go me!
My second favorite story happened when I caught a .38super ricochet in my hand on Day 1 of the Steel Challenge World Championships (or maybe it was the West Coast Steel Championships???), wrapped it up, and competed the rest of the day and next with a bullet in me. I didn't do so well that year... (PS: the lesson I learned from that experience was: "the more expensive the surgeon, the less likely he is to ask why there's a bullet in your body.")