Few years back, my buddy Will called and said, "Pack your shit, we're running the Gauley River this weekend. I'm guiding."
Will's the kind of guy who spent winters heli-skiing with Teton Gravity Research and summers climbing Everest. Weekend adventures with him always involved a tolerable degree of danger including dirt and/or mountain biking, surfing, beers and camping. I did almost die off the coast of Chincoteague Virginia, but that is not this story.
I had never been whitewater rafting. Didn't own gear. But I'm a strong swimmer; when your best friend asks you to go on an adventure, you go. Especially when there's a fully stocked Pelican case with gear and an equally stocked cooler of beer.
The Upper Gauley is Class V whitewater - some of the most technical, punishing rapids in the country. Outfitters "strongly recommend" prior experience. I had neither experience nor sense.
First hour was relatively mellow. Fun, exciting and dangerous sure. But, not "unsafe." Then Will's posture changed. "Just keep paddling, and stay in the fucking boat. Whatever happens, stay in the fucking boat."
Pretty straightforward.
Some time later, I got dumped at Pillow Rock and held down in a hydraulic; 7,000+ cubic feet per second pushing me under, spinning me around. Our boat was 75-100 yards downstream without me in it. I was alone, drowning in river in goddamn West Virginia.
After a eternally long breath hold, I stopped fighting. I swam as deep as possible. The hydraulic released me. Bouncing off rocks, I found calmer water and surfaced. To this day, I have never felt air in my lungs the same. Sometimes I'll hold my breath as long as possible in the ocean and sit at the bottom until it burns, swim to the top to see if I can recreate that feeling - I can't. But, I digress.
Out of nowhere Will's distinct voice yelled from the riverbed, "DUDE, swim hard to the other side of that rock!" I was drifting toward Dane's Rock - massively undercut, can suck you under.
I made it to shore. Gash on my shoulder, fully gassed from nearly dying twice.
Will handed me a beer.
"Thanks. Where were you guys?"
"We were down there waiting to see if you'd come up."
"Oh."
"I thought you were dead. This river kills people once or twice a year. That's why I told you to stay in the boat."
Silence.
Then Will said, "Sick. I'm so stoked you didn't die. Let's finish the beers and run the lower portion - it's scenic."
By the grace of God and, the determination to not die in West-fucking-Virginia, I am here today.